A few truths...

No matter how long I leave the house after I've closed the garage door, my dog will always get in the trash.
Without finance reform, there will always be fundraisers.
No matter how many times I watch the movie, the Titanic sinks.
As long as there's media, there will always be partisanship.
No matter how cute the dental hygienist, I'm not going to look good in a dentist chair.
As long as there are politicians, there will be at least two sides to every truth.